So here's the story - the story as told by Rascal.
Tony came home from lunch with his family and we're chatting in the kitchen.
After a few minutes, Rascal comes into the kitchen and says "Here Mom, the man brought a package."
"A man brought a package?"
"Uh huh."
"What man?!"
"Um, I don't know. The man put this package on our dryer."
"A man put a package on our dryer??"
"Uh huh."
"Inside our house???"
"Uh huh."
"He was inside our house????"
"He opened the door and put this on the dryer."
"A man, we don't know, opened the door to our house and you saw him put this package on our dryer".
"Uh huh. Then he got into his UPS truck and drove away."
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! The UPS guy walked IN AND THROUGH my garage and OPENED THE DOOR TO MY HOME, LET HIMSELF INSIDE AND LEFT A PACKAGE. WHILE SPEAKING TO MY FOUR YEAR OLD WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE.
I'm freaked the f out! I'd complain to UPS but I have this massive paranoia about retaliation that I am too afraid for my family/house/car/life to complain. I've seen those Lifetime TV movies and know the hazards!
Thank god the guy was just dropping off a package and not kidnapping small children. Or attacking unsuspecting women in their kitchens.
Now, I've tried to play around in my head with more innocent scenarios. Rascal likes to play in the garage sometimes so he might have been out there when the UPS guy drove up, the UPS guy handed him the package, and then he left - and even that is not acceptable. However, Rascal has been completely consistent about the guy putting the package on the dryer and at this point I believe him.
If this doesn't teach Tonester to shut the damn garage, I don't know what will.
2 comments:
Oh yes, we've had situations like that. Only the POLICE came to our inside door to the garage and were BANGING at 1am. Loud, banging, and shouting: "Hello!!! Police!!! Hello!!! Police!!!" I jumped out of bed -- smacked Frederer that the police were banging down our doors and we bolt downstairs.
Police say, "Keep your hands where I can see 'em" Thank GOD I'm in comfy flannel pajamas. Frederer comes down the stairs in his underwear.
Cops say that OUR GARAGE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN AT 1AM, AND OUR DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.
I'm pissed!
Cops say, "Is everything alright here?"
I say, "Not for my husband it's not!"
He laughs and agrees. Yeah...I wouldn't want to be there either!
Glad everyone is safe and sound at your home.
Husbands....you can't live with 'em and ya can't kill 'em.
Holy crud! I would completely FREAK about the UPS man! Holy cow! I am now paranoid just reading about it!! Loving your blog, btw - I just stumbled onto it. I think your haircut looks very similar to the pic you took in, too. Just needs the hilites! Thanks for sharing (and making me paranoid about the ups man!)!
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