New Math

While driving in the car with Rascal:

"Mom! Look! Here comes Daddy's work!"

"Oh yeah? Can you see it yet?"

"Yeah! Ready! Herrrrrrreeeee it comes.....
annnnyyyy second now......
riiiiiiiiiight over here......
annnnnnyyyyyyyyy second......
almoooooooossssst.......
almoooooooossssttt.....
in 1....
2......
3.....
4....
5.....
5 and a quarter.....
5 and a half......
5 and 3 quarters.....
5 and 2 pennies.....
6 and a nickle and 4 dimes......
THERE!"